Thread:Walt27-fduser/@comment-22439-20121122025231/@comment-5756984-20121215170244

REGECTED TRANSACTION!

REDIRECTING PAYMENT TO

Acme Portal Co.

1-800-456-7891

THE NUMBER YOU HAVE DIALED IS NOT AVAILABLE. TO LEAVE A MESSAGE, WAIT UNTIL THE BEEP OR PRESS ONE FOR MORE OPTIONS.


 * Beep*

(recorded)

John- "Nuts. I'll try somebody else."

1-800-411-PAIN

Pain- "Four one one pain, how can I help you?"

John- "Hi, this is the CEO of Beutz Enterprises. I..." (cut off)

Pain- "WHAT THE HECK!!!!!" (In backround) "GUYS, BEUTZ ENTERPRISES IS ON THE LINE!!!"

(cheering)

John- I need a favor from you guys......"

END TRANSMISSION. PRIVATE MESSAGE CONTINUES.

John awarded 2 trillion USD of government money.